A Public Service Announcement
A very rare and potent disease is spreading like wild fire across North
America and could hit Europe with out warning. This disease is called
Postmusicalidius
or
inplain English, Post Musical Syndrome.
Symptoms
Recite lines from the musical on a regular basis
Thinking that you *are* the character you played
Yelling at people in your section not to play the section because its been
cut
For brass players, playing with mutes in and skipping every other line,
still thinking both part are written on the same page
Nailing action figures to walls and buildings
People Effected Currently, it is only believed to effect actors, the orchestra pit,
and set crew, so the general populous should not be effected.
Prevention The only way to prevent Postmusicalidius is to not get involved
in the production of any kind of musical.
How to get ride of Postmusicalidius
For Actors, go and see someone else act, like in a movie or a play
For Set Crew, avoid toys like the plague
For the Orchestra, play some real music like, Right of Spring,
First Suite in Eb for Military Bands, the 1812 Overture, etc.
Please, heed this warning. The only thing at stake is your well-being.
