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Pursued by a woman who's name is Pearl
An evil gal who wants to rule the world
Teamed up with the virus Megabyte
Together they chase them - all throughout the day and night.
(We'll get yoooouuuuuu!)
"We'll send them cheesy stories
The worst we can find (La La La)
Written by the fans of ReBoot
Who have way too much free time (La La La)"
Now keep in mind the guys can't control
Where the stories begin or flow (La La La)
They'll try to keep their sanity
Despite the lame stories and some cheap cameo's
Robot Role Call!
Cambot (How z'it look?)
Gypsy (Makeup here!)
Tom Servo (More gum please.)
Crooooow! (It hurts!)
If you're wondering how this happened
'Cause this plot's all out of whack (La La La)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a crossover
I should really just relax!"
For...
Mystery Reboot Theater 4000!
MIKE: Hi everybody and welcome to the Satellite of Love. I'm Mike Nelson, and you all know others. We have a little bit of a contest today. Crow bet Bob five bucks that he would beat Super Metriod in less than 24 hours.
CROW: And I've almost got it!
BOB: You're not gonna beat Mother Brain.
SERVO: He has before. What makes you think this will be different.
BOB: I got a gut feeling....
(A voice from the computer says "Game Over")
CROW: (Angry):Why I outta...
(Red light flashes)
MIKE: Well, look who's calling.
(WIDOWMAKER)
PEARL: Hello Nelson, 'bots, Bob. We have something other that your usual fare for today.
(SOL)
MIKE: No Sailor Moon?
BOB: No Hentai?
CROW: No Bad Reboot fics?
SERVO: No Anime?
(WIDOWMAKER)
PEARL: Nope. Today we have a really treat for you. Why don't you tell them about it Meggy?
MEGABYTE: Alright. We stumbled acrossed a rather lame Anti- ThunderCat Site. It appears to be written by a five- year- old. Well, enjoy.
(SOL)
BOB: Not another Website.
SERVO: Remember what happened last time?
CROW: (Shudders): Don't remind me.
(Lights start to flash)
ALL: We got Movie Sign!
6...5...4...3...2...@
MIKE: For somebody who is making an anti site, he sure seems
friendly.
BOB: We can only hope.
>This page will expose those Thundercat fans for the Bitches they are.
SERVO: There goes your theory, Mike.
>I will show you the real Mail they sent
SERVO: Unlike Vitural Mail
CROW: Or Vitural Sex and....
MIKE: Crow!
>and not those lies that CHEEZEY has been telling.
BOB: This Cheezey must be important.
CROW: Yeah, her name is in all CAPS.
>I will update on 5/1/99
MIKE: (a la Monty Python): 3/1/99 sir.
>and I will show you
MIKE: Crow....
CROW: Yes, Mike?
MIKE: Behave!
>guy and gals what really happens when you have assholes like Cheezey and company..
CROW: get ready for some hard...
MIKE: Crow!
SERVO: Wow, a flamer with a sense of drama!
>I will give you the e-mail address so you can
BOB: (Sheldon) Tell them what a good job there are doing!
>tell them what you think about there lies.
SERVO: Lies make the world go 'round.
CROW: Unless Mike has something to say about it.
MIKE: The pain...
BOB: I'm never gonna find out about this, am I?
MIKE: NO!
>I hope you give her a piece of your mind.
MIKE: Don't even think about it Crow.
SERVO: (Sheldon) Cause I don't have any left!
>She deleted my wonderful page on the simpson's and she most be exposed.
BOB: Well, if its anything like this, it was an improvement.
MIKE: Ain't it the truth.
>Thanks for coming to my page .
SERVO: We're almost done!
CROW: There is a God!
Come again.
MIKE: I don't think so.
CROW: Let's get outta here.
@...2...3...4...5...6
MIKE: I'm glad that's done with.
SERVO: What a waste of Band-width.
BOB: Never once did he say *why* he hated Thundercats.
(WIDOWMAKER)
PEARL: How are you guys enjoying your break?
(SOL)
MIKE: Just great. That site wasn't as bad.
BOB: Or long.
CROW: Or mind- numbing.
SERVO: As we thought.
(WIDOWMAKER)
MEGABYTE: Good. Because there is more to the site.
(SOL)
ALL: WHAT!!
(Servo falls of the table and Bob starts hitting himself in the forehead with a broom)
MIKE: You mean, there's more?
(WIDOWMAKER)
PEARL: Yes.
(SOL)
(Lights start to flash)
ALL: We got movie sign!
6...5...4...3...2...@
BOB: As oppossed to Cheezey's Truth.
ALL: What the Hell?
SERVO: Somebody knows how to use MS Paint and they aren't afraid
to use it.
BOB: MS Paint. The Graphics Tool for the Flamer on a limited
budget.
CROW: Or still living at home.
>This Evil Lady has written Lies after lies
MIKE: (Carl Sagan) Billions and billions of lies.
CROW: Not fun Mike.
>about me and my website.
BOB: How could she lie about this piece of crap.
SERVO: She must have called it good.
>She has made fun of me
CROW: Smart woman.
>and the simpsons.
MIKE: (Homer) D'oh!
>One day before I found out how evil she really was
CROW: She asked me for....
MIKE: Stop right there Crow.
>I went to her site
BOB: (Sheldon) To see how a webpage should be made.
>and asked if I could be added to her links
CROW: So that what the kids call it now a days.
MIKE: That's it mister, time out for you. (Pick Crow up and
leaves)
CROW: Aww!
>and this is her reply.
>>>Your Page stinks
BOB: Alright!
SERVO: One point for Cheezey!
>because it isn't Thundercats
SERVO: That ain't the only reason.
>and My friends and I are going to delete it off the web now.
BOB: Delete? Is he saying they deleted.....
SERVO: Bob, calm down.
>Then when I checked my page it was gone.
BOB: (Police Officer) Could you describe the site?
SERVO: (Sheldon) It was filled with dead links and mindless
drivial.
(Mike and Crow return)
MIKE: What have we missed?
BOB: Nothing really.
>This person must be stoped at any cost.
CROW: Who's he talking about.
BOB: We hope himself.
SERVO: Woohoo! Zero Tolorence!
>She will do anything
MIKE: For a Klondik bar.
SERVO: Hmmm. Chocolate.....
>to destroy your site
CROW: (Sheldon) If it sucks as bad as mine!
>if it does not relate to the thundercats.
BOB: No, only if its filled with crap like yours.
>Send her
SERVO: (Sheldon) Your thanks, for putting idiots like me in there place.
>Hate mail so she LEAVE's once and for all.
BOB: Leaves?
MIKE: Maybe Sheldon needs a gardener.
CROW: Lets get out of here.
@...2...3...4...5...6
SERVO: Its over!
(They all cheer)
BOB: I say we forget that ever happened. Agreed?
ALL: Agreed!
(WIDOWMAKER)
MEGABYTE: So, did you enjoy the webpage?
(SOL)
BOB: What Webpage?
(WIDOWMAKER)
PEARL: The one we just sent you!
(SOL)
MIKE: You never sent us a Webpage.
SERVO: Yeah. I think somebody's been hittin' the old peace pipe a little to much, if ya know what I mean.
(WIDOWMAKER)
MEGABYTE: If you don't give us a start answer, we will subject you to something worse than death.
PEARL: A Sailor Moon Lemon!
(SOL)
MIKE: (paniced) It wasn't that bad!
BOB: Just don't send us that fanfic!
CROW: Lemons are BAD.
(WIDOWMAKER)
PEARL: Too late. (Smiles)
(SOL)
ALL: NO!
(Roll Credits)
"She deleted my wonderful page on the simpson's and she most be exposed."
-Sheldon, the Simple Minded Simpson's Fan