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The Official John Gorke List of Approval
  1. The Grand Blanc Marching Marauders (Bobcats)
  2. The automatic water fountains at the U of M Physics Department
  3. B-flat flugel horns
  4. Bach 'Stradivarius' Trumpets
  5. Ms. Hall and her "Honors-Remedial" English 9 Class
  6. Meredith Wilson's The Music Man
  7. Mountian Dew
  8. SHORTS!
  9. Shoelaces
  10. The incandescent light bulb
  11. The sun
  12. Anything with brominated vegetable oil in it
  13. The US Constitution
  14. Sidewalks
  15. The Internet
  16. Frank Loesser's Guys and Dolls
  17. Mr. Richard "Dick" Smith
  18. Mr. Peter "Pete" Klose
  19. Mr. Dale "Wolfie" Wolfgram and his 'Heater Meals'
  20. Plastic
  21. No. 2 Pencil Lead
  22. Matt Groening's The Simpsons
  23. The Four Jokers in a Deck of Five
  24. Static Electricity
  25. Mr. Charles "Charlie" Martell and PSSC Physics
  26. Toe nail clippers
  27. Conductor's batons
  28. Orchestras
  29. Anything beginning with prefix "tele-"
  30. Burt Bacharach
  31. Polyphemus, son of Neptune
  32. Darryl Zanuck’s All About Eve
  33. Steven Sondheim’s West Side Story
  34. Anything by Shakespeare
  35. Claudius, King of Denmark
  36. Bass flutes
  37. Godzilla
  38. Spyro the Dragon for Sony Playstation
  39. Snow
  40. Sleet
  41. Hail
  42. Nice weather
  43. Professional sports other than baseball
  44. Baseball
  45. Two dollar bills
  46. The 25 cent postage stamp
  47. Chess
  48. Hard Rock Cafe Restaurants
  49. The Greek Alphabet
  50. Russian
  51. NASA
  52. Cosmonauts
  53. 634-5789
  54. Dry Erase Markers
  55. Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal
  56. Voker romney
  57. Mellophones
  58. Mad Magazine
  59. Gravity
  60. Bill Cosby
  61. Chocolate Cake
  62. IBM computers
  63. Baseball caps
  64. Mud
  65. Pizza
  66. Cable TV
  67. Compact discs
  68. The British Empire
  69. The "Band Land" Song
  70. Airplanes
  71. Julie Andrews
  72. The Star Wars Trilogy
  73. Don Rickles
  74. The rock group Chicago
  75. The city of Chicago
  76. The comedy of Bill Cosby
  77. Lunches made by the Grand Blanc Band Boosters
  78. Palooka-ville
  79. Pokémon Red Version
  80. Pokémon Blue Version
  81. Rock and Roll Music
  82. Anyone/-thing who/that doesn’t have issues
  83. The North American International Auto Show
  84. ‘Fred the Doorman’ from the NAIAS
  85. ‘The Official John Gorke List of Approval’
  86. Drum Corps International
  87. The Nintendo Entertainment System
  88. 45-Speed records
  89. Brakes
  90. The Eggman
  91. The Eggmen
  92. The Walrus
  93. Wood
  94. Carbon paper
  95. Basic motor skills
  96. The Dow Jones Industrial Average
  97. Yahoo.com
  98. Catch-22
  99. Fiction
  100. General knowledge
  101. Ralph Waldo Emerson
  102. Fresca
  103. The Pascal programming language
  104. Pascal’s Triangle
  105. The phrase, "Brad, three seconds.."
  106. Bootlegs
  107. Sweaters
  108. Kickass wombats
  109. Ronald Reagan
  110. Big James of the Power Team
  111. Scotch tape
  112. Triple F (FFF)
  113. Individually wrapped candies
  114. Atmosphere
  115. Earplugs
  116. Stereo microphones
  117. Soap
  118. Red Reuther entry-level drum sets
  119. Bob Dole
  120. Linus C. Pauling
  121. KIA SPORTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
  122. KIA SEPHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  123. Mr. Apples (A really nifty Goofy doll!)
  124. Bassoons
  125. Marching band parties and bus trips
  126. The ‘grand poobah’ hat
  127. SNOW DAYS!
  128. ‘The Young Lutheran’s Guide to the Orchestra’
  129. Isaac Asimov
  130. Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang
  131. Sherman Edwards’ 1776
  132. Sinusoids
  133. Juicy steaks
  134. Car washes
  135. Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird
  136. Tim Johnson (The rabid dog from TKAM0)
  137. Liquid oxygen
  138. The bonding of hydrogen
  139. Dictionaries
  140. Anything pliable
  141. Gustav Holst
  142. Mrs. (Goody) Susan Thomas
  143. Mr. Clarence ‘C-Dog’ Sevillian
  144. Monty Python
  145. George Orwell’s 1984
  146. George Orwell’s Animal Farm
  147. Harrison Ford
  148. Sergei Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf
  149. Brakes
  150. The Awful German Language by Mark Twain
  151. Bob Seger
  152. Gregory Peck!!!!!!
  153. Salty, the tenor sax
  154. KAISER WILHELM! (also a tenor sax)
  155. KC and the Sunshine Band
  156. Igor Stravinsky
  157. Circus music
  158. The Popemobile
  159. The Batmobile
  160. The Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile
  161. Aaron Saul and his ‘Magical Bag of Personal Effects’
  162. The chemistry lab safety video
  163. Linus C. Pauling
  164. Leo Szilard
  165. Edward Teller
  166. The Grand Blanc varsity cheerleading squad
  167. Phaze Change (the group for Bill Nye)
  168. Cheap, non-scientific calculators used in elementary schools
  169. Gran’pa Jack (from the pamphlet "Gun Control Kills Kids!")
  170. The Grand Blanc varsity basketball manager
  171. Imus!!!!
  172. The gravitational constant (6.670 x 10^-11 m^3/(kg x s^2))
  173. Electrostatic Induction
  174. CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
  175. Chocolate shakes
  176. Clanks, ticks, and other fictional units of time
  177. Physics dynamics cars
  178. The Alien and Sedition Acts of 1798
  179. Mr. Robert ‘Bob’ Tartoni
  180. Frogs
  181. Leonard Bernstein
  182. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  183. The Eisenhower Tunnel
  184. The Eisenhower Dollar
  185. ‘I Like Ike’ buttons
  186. Subway restaurants
  187. "The ‘Nazi’ Way" (Ask for an explanation)
  188. The laws of thermodynamics
  189. Gibberish
  190. Pickles!
  191. Anne Rolecki's conductible music shirt from Austria
  192. Sesame Street
  193. Walt Disney’s Fantasia
  194. Walt Disney’s Fantasia 2000
  195. The Super Bowl
  196. Deportation
  197. The Mulan spinning toys at McDonald’s
  198. The Mongolian Barbecue
  199. Super Big Gulps
  200. Silver Nitrate
  201. Trombones (or Boners, whichever you prefer) :-)
  202. The book: Applying to College for Dummies
  203. The CD: The Green Bay Packers’ Greatest Hits: Volume 2
  204. Chocolate Pudding
  205. Mrs. Denise Botzki and the GBHS Drama Department
  206. York Peppermint Patties
  207. Y’all
  208. Megaman games
  209. Blocks of wood
  210. Packing foam
  211. Pit orchestra snacks
  212. Rain sticks
  213. Chirping plastic crickets
  214. French in a Box
  215. FOUR BITS!!!!!
  216. Glenn T. Seaborg
  217. Orange cones from Central Michigan University
  218. ATP
  219. Ernie's Incredible Illucinations
  220. Michelle Legacy's muffins
  221. Conic sections
  222. Mr. Mahlon Heatwole
  223. Puppets
  224. Ebay.com
  225. The Human Fund
  226. The Richard Wade Project
  227. Cold Fusion
  228. Spell check
  229. Richard Wagner
  230. Final Fantasy games
  231. Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats
  232. Magical Mister Mistoffelees
  233. Mungojerrie
  234. Rumpelteazer
  235. All of the other cats from Cats
  236. Magic: Unglued
  237. The "Whiting Woodblock"
  238. Barbarian ice skating music (a.k.a. tuba/ clarinet duets)
  239. Taphephobia
  240. Little Caesar's Pizza Kits
  241. JJ's Fruit Pies (the 3 for $1 kind)
  242. Rock salt
  243. C. W. McCall's song, Convoy
  244. The Bangles
  245. NATO
  246. Mr. Potatohead
  247. Orange Julius (at least the name)
  248. Chocolate bunny genocide
  249. The plays of William Shakespeare
  250. The movies of Alfred Hitchcock
  251. Hazardous waste
  252. Ben Folds Five
  253. Green beans
  254. Easy Cheese brand canned cheese
  255. Vaseline
  256. Magazines
  257. Tangerines
  258. Card games
  259. Valve oil
  260. Cork grease
  261. Commodore 64 computers
  262. Useful junk
  263. Useless junk
  264. Playing war games at Borders books
  265. Vincent Price
  266. Old money
  267. New money
  268. The Pink Donkey and the Fly (a weirdass cartoon)
  269. Mr. Dan Harrett (Ben - pie!)
  270. Backup files
  271. Making fun of Captain Planet
  272. Captain Doshi
  273. Cedar Point amusement in Sandusky, Ohio
  274. Samuel L. Jackson
  275. Winnie the Pooh
  276. Samuel L. Jackson as Winnie the Pooh
  277. Ice cream carts
  278. NASA's Microgravity Man
  279. Poor aim
  280. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
  281. The Periodic Table of Elements
  282. Hot dog stands
  283. Complementary angles
  284. Latus Rectae
  285. Tag
  286. Certificates of appreciation
  287. Very bad, physics related pickup lines
  288. Receiving extra credit for coming to school
  289. Frank at Seven
  290. Grammar
  291. Napping
  292. Sleeping
  293. Resting
  294. Redundancy
  295. British accents
  296. Diverging rays
  297. Parabolic mirrors
  298. Temporary blindness caused by parabolic mirrors (it's cool!)
  299. Cheating death
  300. Ink
  301. Graphite
  302. Freezing stuff in carbonite
  303. Disco music
  304. Vox guitar wha pedals
  305. The Die Hard Trilogy
  306. Bogner Sound and Music (a really neat store)
  307. The original Nintendo Entertainment System
  308. Role-playing games
  309. The Tacoma-Narrows Bridge
  310. Pez candies
  311. Pez dispensers
  312. Plunger mutes
  313. The Man Show
  314. Parishioners
  315. Chronos, Keeper of All Time (a silly bear from a cartoon)
  316. Randomness
  317. The Powerpuff Girls
  318. Roger Mudd
  319. Austin Powers!
  320. The Soviet Doomsday Ship (it may be Soviet, but it's nifty)
  321. Taquitos
  322. The Taco Bell 'Grande Meal'
  323. Super-duper sized sex machines (only $.80 more)
  324. Sherbet
  325. Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive a Car
  326. Mike Meyers
  327. Tall kitchen trash bags
  328. Sexual Harrassment Panda
  329. Oinky the Run-Around-With-Scissors Pig
  330. Other misfit mascots
  331. Red Wood Lodge's Yukon Baked Potatoes
  332. Road apples
  333. The MSU air conditioning sound (vweeeeeee!!!)
  334. The Fender Playboy Strat
  335. Grand Theft Auto
  336. Spartan chef hats
  337. Tron
  338. AIR CONDITIONING
  339. Blue Trombones
  340. 8-flavor Slurpees
  341. Moo Huffs
  342. Bionic Teeth
  343. Tibetan Monks
  344. Mimes
  345. Campout Spaghetti
  346. Thrift Fair
  347. M&M's Candies
  348. The letter "e" a.k.a. eeeeeeeeeee
  349. The Bee Gees
  350. Double Density 3.5" floppy disks
  351. Hemoglobin
  352. The Hatfields
  353. The McCoys
  354. Special Sauce
  355. Irish jigs
  356. Gorktv (a scheme of Lia Bottinelli and John Gorke)
  357. Kool-Aid
  358. A schizophrenic woman named Norma Jean (a.k.a. Brianna)
  359. The New York Stock Exchange
  360. Stratford, OT's Festival Theatre
  361. The Blue Water Bridge
  362. MSU Hockey
  363. Tom Green
  364. John Duffy signature coffee
  365. Monica Lake's silver boots
  366. Corporal Swoffer of the Army Reserve
  367. The "handicapped lane" on Flint roads (long story)
  368. Brownies with nacho cheese
  369. Jim of Camp Copeniconic and HEALTH CALL!!!
  370. The Crim Festival of Races
  371. The band senior guys skit
  372. 'The New Jersey Devil' (a.k.a. Zac Penrod)
  373. Dan Sheline (yes, that's you)
  374. The rock group 'Blood, Sweat, and Tears'
  375. Piling on the extras
  376. Double-time high stepping
  377. 'The Shop-at-Home'
  378. Erg Raiders
  379. The trailer to the film Stigmata
  380. The phrase "I kicked Lake Washington's ass!!"
  381. Mardi Gras necklaces
  382. Pine cones
  383. Lewd-crab
  384. Acorns
  385. Spandex
  386. Sporks
  387. Mr. Brian "Chemist" Hugo
  388. Mr. Victor "T-Dawg" Trembley
  389. Adopt-a-Highway
  390. Baldheaded beef strokers who march 75 pound vibrators
  391. Durr
  392. Storage crates
  393. The music group Styx
  394. Home football games
  395. The Grand Blanc Varsity Football Team
  396. Mystery Science Theater 3000
  397. The 'Floor' Bass
  398. The Official John Gorke Seal of Approval (special thanks to Matt Aurand and Brian Sterling)
  399. Instruction manuals
  400. Staplers
  401. Cookie High-Fives
  402. Frosties from Wendy's restaurants
  403. OH-LA-LA
  404. Ultimate devils of demon doom
  405. Hugonium, the densest element (ask for details)
  406. El Hugo
  407. Gorke's Theorem of AP Chem
  408. German disciplinary knife bouts
  409. The 'Annoy Mr. Braciak' lab in PSSC Physics
  410. Metler Balances
  411. Tetrachloroauric (III) acid
  412. Lauren Chung's mutant carrot
  413. The number eight (8!)
  414. Mrs. Sally Tartoni
  415. Bubble wrap
  416. The John Hill Educational Park
  417. The John Hill Regiment
  418. Adding 'The Devil' to attendance lists to throw off chaperones
  419. Seeing things with The Devil
  420. The Devil
  421. The GBHS Track Band
  422. Writing useless and insane cues into music
  423. Purple pens
  424. Norwegians (especially Craig, the wunderkind)
  425. The sine of Copper
  426. The cosine inverse of Calo
  427. Original morons
  428. Positive Huge
  429. Negative Huge
  430. The Comic Book Periodic Table of Elements
  431. 1/2
  432. The end of Vehicle
  433. Kitty Physics
  434. Deriving equations without the aid of a calculator
  435. The Ekhande-Gorke Equilibrium
  436. Online college applications
  437. Betting your neighbor's cat
  438. Amparito Roca
  439. Animal fetus cookies
  440. Casey Kasem
  441. The "He needed killin' " defense (only valid in the South)
  442. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
  443. Dr. Raymond Sheline
  444. Mr. Larry Beauchamp
  445. The mole
  446. Avogadro
  447. Mole Day
  448. Quiz Bowl
  449. The Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
  450. 100 gallon drums of phosphoric acid
  451. Rousing tribal drum solos on 100 gallon drums of phosphoric acid
  452. 'Dust-Free' erasers (The Corporate Lie)
  453. The Moving Van of Doom
  454. Molarity
  455. GI Joe (the real American Hero)
  456. Gretchen Sutto's generous ways
  457. Insane phrases that show astonishment
  458. The movie 'The Matrix'
  459. ZDTV
  460. The Squeeze Theorem
  461. Post-It Notes
  462. Almost getting kicked out of Subway for raucous behavior
  463. The King of Michigan
  464. Beaver Island, home of The King of Michigan
  465. Horton Bay, the 51st state
  466. Audio tapes of mime performances
  467. The suffocation of 'Air Supply'
  468. CD players that gamble with themselves
  469. The Avondale High School Marching Band
  470. Tim Peasel and his duck power
  471. Beating Powers
  472. High School Challenge
  473. The music of Leroy Anderson
  474. Rolls from the GBHSMB band banquet
  475. Buying old chem books for $5
  476. Climbing tress in AP Biology
  477. Manny Mulhotra, the 1st Indian pro hockey player
  478. The Michigan Math Prize Competition
  479. Climax, MI
  480. Notre Dame University
  481. Succotash
  482. Kum and Go gas stations
  483. Frozen custard
  484. The National Swine Research Laboratory in Ames, IA
  485. The National Poultry Research Lab in Madison, WI
  486. The Bovine Foraging Research Facility in Madison, WI
  487. Reading 18 chapters in a Physics book in one weekend
  488. Coulomb's Law
  489. Hooke's Law
  490. Ohm's Law
  491. Graham's Law
  492. Snell's Law
  493. Entropy
  494. Blow'd Up
  495. Rungo
  496. The Subway Hobo
  497. The GBHS Pep Band
  498. The new wing of Grand Blanc High School
  499. Pieces of wire
  500. Differentials
  501. The derivative of right
  502. The non-existent derivative of wrong
  503. Dinoflagellates
  504. Fake antlers
  505. Blinking red noses
  506. Ganja
  507. L'Hopital's Rule
  508. Mr. Beauchamp insisting that L'Hopital's Rule isn't L'Hopital's
  509. Shaking fists at the flutes
  510. Toy Story 2 candy dispensers
  511. Irish drinking songs
  512. Irish cops
  513. Drunken Irish cops who sing for nickels and club passersby
  514. Carbon paper
  515. Moon Muck
  516. The Blue Pill from The Matrix
  517. The Red Pill from The Matrix
  518. The Green Pill (the one never shown in The Matrix)
  519. Festivvard, The Christmas Viking
  520. The Neutral Planet
  521. Beige alerts
  522. Stories full of magic and heroism that make no sense
  523. Carmex
  524. Festivus
  525. Disobeying the 2nd law of thermodynamics
  526. Mr. Ron Calo
  527. The flammability of alcohol
  528. Elf Bowling
  529. 80D!
  530. Natural logarithms
  531. Ice cream bonuses
  532. The Calvin Cycle
  533. The Krebs Cycle
  534. Oboes cooking hotdogs
  535. Oboes roasting chestnuts
  536. Oboes whistling Dixie
  537. Accidentally inhaling mildly poisonous fumes
  538. Cranial Crunch
  539. Psycho Ed.
  540. Chemistry model kits
  541. Metallica with the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra
  542. Amazon.com
  543. Dent resistant tigers
  544. Tylenol PMS
  545. Hydrophilic molecules
  546. Boltzman's Constant
  547. Planck's Constant
  548. Jeremy Constant, Concertmaster of the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra
  549. Duping Hugo
  550. "Special brownies"
  551. Lab coats
  552. The Brothel on Wheels
  553. Lauren Chung's "Everything You Need to Know to Survive Senior Year in Less than Five Minutes"
  554. Defiling timeless pieces of art
  555. The Farmer Jack Parking Lot of Death
  556. Epinephrine
  557. Electrum
  558. Being Cable
  559. Suppression fire
  560. Trigonometric substitution
  561. Rule Seventeen
  562. Hewlett-Packard
  563. Setting computer clocks ahead to get 10 year long free trial periods
  564. Mr. Trembley's secret language (Gop-O Top-O Hop-E-Lop-Lop)
  565. The Super Effective Band Name Generator
  566. Stories based of said Super Effective Band Name Generator
  567. Pash Cracken and the Meatball Brigade
  568. Leisure Calculus
  569. Nixon: The Lost Years
  570. The Grand Blanc Cross Country Team
  571. Dihybrid Crosses
  572. The 'Monday Sucks' song
  573. The Voodoo Cat of Tobango
  574. Mambo Number Four
  575. Combo Number Five
  576. Freeb
  577. Having all the candy
  578. Toxic levels of lead on baseball fields
  579. Tales of bloody goat heads
  580. The ADS Scholarship Weekend (not including the test!)
  581. The Mean Value Theorem
  582. The CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics
  583. Creating fool-proof, sinister plots
  584. Kremit
  585. One dollar coins
  586. Crepustulence
  587. Being disheveled
  588. Blaming Canada
  589. Brown paper bags that HATE
  590. Binary dice
  591. Mrs. Saffron's dislike of the word orgasm
  592. Actually remembering to do things
  593. Mongolian Barbecue
  594. Driving through Hash Bash playing rap music
  595. Marketing children
  596. Boxes that say "I'm a Happy Cat!"
  597. The atrioventricular valve
  598. The talented Mr. Wyrock
  599. Scanning machines
  600. The Death Star
  601. The Near Death Star
  602. 5/8 Chips
  603. Starcraft
  604. Talking to plants
  605. Vorpal Deer
  606. Vorpal Rabbits
  607. Calling things 'lousy'
  608. Steel cages within other steel cages within iron bars
  609. This Space for Rent
  610. Preschool activity cards
  611. Causing mass clapping
  612. The Backseat Boys
  613. Shot Through The Heart: The Remix of DEATH
  614. The lytic cycle
  615. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
  616. Pessimistic People Named Tiffany
  617. Mop buckets
  618. Robert Jager's Third Suite
  619. The Grand Blanc High School Winter Guard
  620. Snow after they said it wouldn't snow again
  621. Being victorious
  622. Kids dancing in the hothouse
  623. Nickelodeon's Hey, Arnold!
  624. Swiss Triplets
  625. TBE buffer solution
  626. Agarose gels
  627. Making water fleas' hearts explode with caffeine
  628. Sage advice from crackpots
  629. The phrase "So mitosis..."
  630. Forgetting Ammonia
  631. Realizing that broken fluorescent lights mean danger
  632. Benzene rings
  633. Roald Hoffman
  634. Dr. Donald Showalter (Satan)
  635. Blood Bowl
  636. Nutro Max Pet Food
  637. Things with the Zing of Healthiness
  638. Box cutters
  639. Never Putting salt in your eyes
  640. Putting salt in your eyes
  641. Always putting salt in your eyes
  642. Funkmeister Ulrich
  643. Going through the drive-thru on foot
  644. Unruly Chalupas
  645. Dastardly Whoppers
  646. Pinball Wizards
  647. The Who
  648. Iron Chef
  649. Fallout 2
  650. The Hugodome
  651. The spoils system
  652. The loot
  653. The warrant
  654. The crook
  655. Watto
  656. Watto riding a rooster
  657. Trying to stand Watto up but failing
  658. Finally succeeding after 40 minutes of trying to stand Watto up
  659. The Millenium Force
  660. Millenium Force headaches
  661. Drain bramage caused by the Millenium Force
  662. Mission: Impossible 2
  663. Chimera
  664. Impossible cake of doom
  665. Marshall Mathers
  666. British rockers from hell
  667. Square One
  668. Math Man
  669. Mathnet
  670. The last day of high school
  671. Keeping the CK105 people in a shed so they can't harm the kids.
  672. Gladiator
  673. Open houses
  674. Gradiating!
  675. Laser tag
  676. The Sims
  677. Water fights
  678. Swindling Best Buy
  679. The Kids in the Hall
  680. AP Tests
  681. Telc (a small Czech town with four cars and a barn)
  682. Hitchhikers wanting to go to Telc
  683. Prostitutes lining the streets at the Czech border
  684. Znojmo
  685. Orange detour signs leading to Znojmo throughout the Czech Republic
  686. Vienna (Wien)
  687. Wiener Schnitzel
  688. Phantasialand
  689. Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam
  690. Being stuck in Viennese traffic by the gay parade
  691. The Zwinger in Dresden, Germany
  692. The people of the people man
  693. Sudden rain storms
  694. The UEFA Euro-2000 soccer championships
  695. The Autobahn (when it's not under construction)
  696. Niet roken: with a vengeance
  697. Wheast (wheat hybridized with yeast)
  698. A wife who'll call me Duke
  699. Stinky meat
  700. Operation Starve Kroger
  701. Burton in a Box
  702. Battles moving to the river
  703. Insider trading
  704. Spud guns that shoot tactical nukes
  705. 2 Whoppers for $2
  706. Corn... lots of corn
  707. CyRide
  708. Aldi
  709. The List of Songs that are The Devil
  710. Pablo, the man who’ll cut you deep 3 times before you know what cut you
  711. Trips to Great Lakes Crossing
  712. The cock tree from physics day at Cedar Point
  713. HP Pavilion PCs
  714. Ms. Nicole Williams
  715. Timo (my calc prof… he just says to call him Timo… no one really knows who he is)
  716. The ISUCF"V"MB
  717. M Rank
  718. Robot House
  719. Dining services
  720. Hats that make monkeys smart
  721. Ethernet
  722. Napster (Eat it, Lars!)
  723. Trumpet parties
  724. Dinkles
  725. Battlebots
  726. The horizontal spinning wheel of death
  727. The Galaxy of Terror
  728. Marching in 100 degree weather in full uniform
  729. Throwdown
  730. Dismissal
  731. M-Tron
  732. Interactive Calculus
  733. Legos
  734. Powerfulissimo
  735. Accentissimo
  736. The vending machine of guns
  737. Honors 121 Group G3
  738. Crossword Puzzles
  739. Days of yore
  740. Getting pictures taken with the DPS truck
  741. The difference between Austin and Boston
  742. The ISU dining services
  743. ABBA
  744. Computers that don’t freeze up (hahaha)
  745. John Duffy's Mobile Harassment Van
  746. Fiesta Boy
  747. 747s
  748. Free T-Shirts
  749. Water bottles
  750. Mini Fights
  751. Helser Fights
  752. Fortran 90
  753. Hating the Hawks
  754. Beating the Hawks
  755. La Suerte De Los Tontos
  756. Linn Mar Rouser (possibly the cheesiest fight song every written)
  757. Free stuff out of Doctor Golemo’s (ISU Director of Bands) van
  758. The ISUCF"V"MB Bible
  759. AWASUX
  760. Taking West Side Story down two octaves
  761. Neighborhood Network
  762. The ISU Hockey Band
  763. Rabid quests
  764. Deviant balls
  765. Mill ball child labor
  766. Green Beenz
  767. Wondering what exactly an Aggie is
  768. The ISU Alumni Band
  769. Happy music
  770. Where is Spot?
  771. The ISU Freshman Honors Retreat
  772. Trivial Pursuit at 3 in the morning
  773. Humphrey Bogart being the answer to 1/7 of all old trivial pursuit questions
  774. Video scavenger hunts
  775. Two minute conversations with George Washington Carver
  776. The Streetfighter (starting Sonny Keeba)
  777. Lighting things on fire for a class
  778. Michigan Tech's International House
  779. Dan Bern’s "Tiger Woods"
  780. Roving pep band
  781. New Cracklin’ Oat Flakes, now with Ecstasy
  782. Tailgating in parking structures
  783. The Food of Your Choice Will End Your Life Tonight
  784. Opera with a ghetto feel
  785. The Insight.com Bowl
  786. MSDS
  787. Chloroform
  788. Reverse vampires
  789. Counting in screamed German
  790. Explosion-proof blenders
  791. KNIFE GHOSTS
  792. Bob the Angry Flower
  793. Training to be cerftified as "Unqualified"
  794. Pregnancy through skin injection
  795. The Theme from Coach
  796. The Inverse square law
  797. Dr. Allen Pulsifer
  798. 4-dodecylphenol
  799. Cats belonging to Satan
  800. Songs by Wesley Willis
  801. The Beatles and Raffi remixes, as done by Katie Sheline
  802. Monopoly at 4 am
  803. Peanut butter sandwiches… made with jam
  804. Electing cats to Congress
  805. Skateboarder Krang
  806. Clickpoints
  807. Emphatic yeses
  808. Earplugs
  809. ‘Uncle Juice’
  810. Risk
  811. The Magic Bus
  812. The Gamma Function
  813. Ava Butzu
  814. Kappa Kappa Psi
  815. French toast and bacon
  816. Og, Gorilla Emperor of Earth
  817. New-Age Hybrid Class, History Theory
  818. Matthew Spencer’s Theory of Theory
  819. Supra bowls
  820. Supra men
  821. Super-Bowl-Vegas-Style
  822. People who read this entire list


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