Panthro's Tips To Good Living Tip for the week of March 25, 2001 Give
blood, fight mutants for a living.
Tip for the week of June 19, 2000 Don't aim high; it's more fun to sucker punch mutants.
Tip for the week of June 12, 2000 Sounds like someone needs a nice can of shut the hell up.
Tip for the week of June 5, 2000 Shaft ain't got nothin' on me.
Tip for the week of April 24, 2000 Legalize all drugs and let natural selection take its place.
Tip for the week of April 17, 2000 A gun in the hand is worth two guys hiding in a bush. Tip for the week of March 9, 2000 It's only fun til you loose. Tip for the week of March 2, 2000 A tank! My kingdom for a tank! Tip for the week of February 24, 2000 Playing nice ain't my bag. Tip for the week of February 17, 2000 Life would be much more interesting, if it were like hockey. Tip for the week of February 10, 2000 Remember, you break it, I break you. Tip for the week of February 3, 2000 You best be careful Darkside Law Dog, 'cause I come around here!
Tip for the week of January 27, 2000 I am the king of infinite ass kicking! Tip for the week of January 20, 2000 As the book say.... I don't need no books!
Tip for the week of January 13, 2000 To kick mutant ass or not to kick mutant ass, that is the
question.
Tip for the week of August 12, 1999 Cry havoc, and let loose the snarfs of war! Tip for the week of August 5, 1999 You can't always what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might just
get to kick a mutant behind. Tip for the week of July 29, 1999 General Purpose Heavy Machine Gun? And to think I always believed the
purpose of heavy machine guns was kick mutant ass. Tip for the week of July 15, 1999 If its too loud, the speakers aren't loud enough. Tip for the week of July 8, 1999 Money is the coal that feeds the samoflange that is mass media.
Tip for the week of July 1, 1999 The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with some
Lun-Attac ass kickin'. Tip for the week of June 24, 1999 Patriotism is a virtue of the people who can't save their own
asses. Tip for the week of June 17, 1999 Damned the torpedoes, use a nuke. Tip for the week of June 10, 1999 Never send a robot to do a Thunder Cat's job. Tip for the week of June 3, 1999 Just because something looks friendly doesn't mean its not gonna kick
your ass. Tip for the week of May 27, 1999 All we have to fear is that mutants never become intelligent.
Tip for the week of May 20, 1999 Whoever said "Life isn't all fun and games" must not have fought mutants
for a living. Tip for the week of May 13, 1999 If at first you don't succeed, swear a lot. Tip for the week of May 6, 1999 When life gives you lemons, make weapons of mass destruction.
Tip for the week of April 29, 1999 Anybody can drive the Thundertank, but it takes skill to jump it
of cliffs and not flip it. Tip for the week of April 22, 1999 Some of life's simplest problems can be fixed with a swift, hard kick:
equipment, alien attackers, annoying teammates, etc. Tip for the week of April 15, 1999 The intelligence of a Mutant is linked to how ugly it is, the uglier
they are; the smarter they are. Tip for the week of April 8, 1999 If you don't like the food, drop kick the waiter. Return to the Main ThunderCat
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