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Test One
Test One will determine how mutants behave when exposed to a source of annoyance for longs periods of time. Two groups of mutants, with each group have two mutants, will be locked into isolation rooms for a month. The Variable Group will have a Snarf locked into the room with them.
*Test Subjects* Four Mutants were releases into the Care of the Ministry of Science from the Prison on Exile Isle. Jackalman (jackal mutant), Vultureman (vulture mutant), Monkian (monkey mutant) and Slithe (lizard mutant) were given medical examinations prior to Test One and were each given a Clean Bill of Health. Jackalman and Slithe were chosen to be the in the Variable Group, while Monkian and Vultureman were chosen for the Control.
*Variable* The Ministry of Science asked for volunteers in the Province of Snarfia, and received 2000 applications. After a series of screening tests, Snarfer was chosen as the Variable. He was given a medical examination and was given a Clean Bill of Health.
***NOTE***
To insure the safety of the Variable and the
validity of the experiment, sub-dermal shock implants were placed in all of the
Test Subjects prior to the Test. The shocker is located to the left of each Test
Subjects Stomach and will give them a shock if they attempt to hurt the
Variable.
Results After many months of observation and isolation, Jackalman and Slithe came out scared of anything that remotely looks like a snarf. They'd turn into a weeping mess at the mere mention of a snarf. Vultureman and Monkian, on the other hand, had gain several pounds and are now alcoholics. All the mutants will be put under physiological retraining before the next test.
Test Two
Test Two's purpose is to determine how intelligent the average mutant is. We have decided to test two mutant at either end of the spectrum, one intelligent and one stupid and make them take several tests, such as IQ tests, standardize college entrance tests, driving tests and a elementary spelling quiz.
*Test Subjects* We decided to use Vulture-Man and Jackal-Man for this test, for they are the best clear-cut examples of the Minimum and Maximum for Mutant intelligence that we have. Below is a table of the results.
| Vulture-Man | Jackal-Man | Average | |
| IQ Test | 106 | 64 | 85 |
| Standardize College Entrance Exam | 23 (out of 36) | 5 (out of 36) | 14 |
| Driving Test | Average Passing Score | Horrible (all cones Destroyed) | Bad Driver |
| Elementary Spelling Quiz | 8/10 | 2/10 | 6/10 |
Results Based on Vulture-Man's average scores and Jackal-man's Pathetic Scores, it is safe to say that the average Mutant is below the human and Thunderian norm, but not by much. It should be possible to teach a Mutant enough so they could live a normal productive life in Thunderian Society.
Test Three
In Test Three, we decided to test the physical attributes of the mutants species by making them take a physical and making them take the Final Exam for Freshman Gym at New Thundera City High School
*Test Subjects* For this test, we used Monkian and Slithe. We only hope that Slithe is over Test One, and just to make sure, we are barring any and all snarfs from the testing grounds.
Results Monkian passed the Physical with flying colors, but Slithe didn't. I guess the leader of the mutants doesn't need to work out. During the Gym test, both showed above average strength as compared to that off the average Thunderian. They both passed the Gym test, but, were at sometimes, very clumsy.
Test Four
For this text, we decided to test the Mutants' knowledge of current events and ancient history. We would do this Old Earth game show style, where the person with the most points would win a trip to a resort of their choice. We decide to isolate the mutants in booths, as to keep them from attacking each other.
*Test Subjects* For this test, we used all of the mutants. Each one seemed fired up for this event.
Results Jackalman won, which surprised us and his follow mutants. The mutants only appeared to know stuff about their own culture and what they had learned about Old Earth on the History Channel. They couldn't name any of the Current New Thundera Politicians. Kind of sad, when you think about it. And on a side note, Jackalman is taking a trip to the United States, saying he's "always wanted to go to Las Vegas."