Soundoffs from August '99 SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF AUGUST 30, 1999 Why can't the snarfs bend to my will?
Damnit! If I had a small army of these little guys,
I could surely take over the world. But alas everything I've tried hasn't
worked.
But what I don't understand is that, others have
taken over their minds. Is it just because I'm a Mutant Vulture that has
no hair? Is it because I don't have the best hygiene. Is it because there
is no Radioshack on Third Earth? What?
SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF AUGUST 23, 1999 Why am I surrounded by morons?
It seems like that no matter who I work with, they are
always incompetent. The Lunattacs, the Mutants and even Mumm-Ra. My plans
are always screwed up by this losers.
Even when I idiot-proof my work, Monkian and Alluro
always find another way to screw it up.
When I become ruler of Third Earth, I'm gonna declare
idiocy a velony and kill the lot of 'em.
SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF AUGUST 16, 1999 Where are all the Warrior Maiden's Men?
This one has been bugging me for quite some time. We
all know that humans can't reproduce unless both males and females are
present. But you never see any men running around the Warrior Maiden's
Village. So how do they reproduce?
I have four theories that I'd like to share with
you.
They mate with some tribe of men that neither Thundercats nor the Mutants
have been able to find.
They have found some Inpreganating device of old and use it all of the
time.
They have evolved and reproduce via asexual mitosis.
Dr. Dometome is one very busy man.
SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF AUGUST 9,1999 Why does do the Unicorn Keepers complain about Warrior Maiden's
Clothing choices?
For the longest time, the Unicorn Keepers have been
complaining about about how the Warrior Maiden's choice of dress. They
say that it is 'unapporate and distracting.'
Personally, I don't have anything against it. I
think it's apporate. The Warrior Maidens are your sterotypical amazon warriors,
right? So that means they have to dress up like that. It's in the Union's
contract.
Actually, this world would be a much better place
if more women dressed like the Warrior Maidens.
SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF AUGUST 2,1999 How come Third Earth Summer Sausage doesn't have experation dates?
A few days ago, I bought some Summer sausage from the
Berbil village so I could make my world famous chili. Well, after eating
it all of us mutants got sick. We had to take turns paying hommage to Porcieln
god.
Turns out that the sausage was old and almost rancid.
Retrieving the sausage's wrapping, I found out that there was no experation
date on the damn thing.
Now why can't those high and mighty Thundercats
do something about it? They are the defenders of Third Earth? So who says
that they can only defend against Mumm-Ra and stuff? Why can't they defend
against food poisoning?
