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Soundoffs for February 2000
SOUND OFF FOR THE WEEK OF FEBRUARY 21, 2000
What's the deal with all that Pokémon Crap?
Now receintly, I got Internet Access, and I've been
completely amazed. I've managed to get several weapons of Mass Destruction
off of auction sites, and I plan on using them soon. BWAHAHAHA!
But that's neither here nor there.
But here is Pokémon, which makes no sense
to me. I'm a freakin' super genius and a kiddie game doesn't make any sense
to me! But the kids love it. They'll do anything for..... it...........
Excuse me, I have a plan!
SOUND OFF FOR THE WEEK OF FEBRUARY 14, 2000
What's the Deal with Radio Shack's Prices?
Every evil genius bent on world conquest has to have
a lab. And in that lab, he as to have spare parts for building his inventions.
Of course they have micro-fusion reactors and samoflanges and intergalatic
death-rays, but you have to have the mundane stuff too, like transistors
and guitar cables and micro-chips.
Of course you could steal these parts, but that
requires way to much effort. But like any self-respecting evil genius,
I get all of my parts from Radio Shack. I've been a patron of my local
Radio Shack for about eight years now, and I am highly impressed with their
selection and knowledgable staff.
But I'm not impressed with their receint price hike.
They're price goudge us, the self-employeed Super Villian! C'mon, $2 for
a phone cable? $1.50 for Copper Wiring? Those price are crazy! I'm on a
budget here! How am I supposed to take over the world if I spend all of
my income at Radio Shack?
And while I'm at it, I'm a little ticked with my
Mutant buddies. Just because my Radio Shack Catalogue isn't a porno or
pizza coupons, they throw it away. But believe you me, if it weren't for
that catalogue, we'd be a lot worse off than what we are now.
