Soundoffs For January, 2000
SOUND OF FOR THE WEEK OF JANUARY 17, 2000
Why is Kith such an ass?
Receintly, I got the chance to meet an Elf by the
name of Kith. He was a pretty nice guy, kinda socialable. He's also in
love with a certian Lunattacs that's been spreading lies about me! They're
lies I tell you! But then I got talking to him, really got talking to him,
and I came to a conclusion.
Kith's an ass.
And other people have noticed the same thing. He's
great for about an hour, does something ass like, and then goes back to
being a great guy again. And people have asked," Hey, Vulture-Man, why
is Kith such an ass?"
Well, I've given it much though, and can only think
of one good answer: bad Canadian Drinking water.
SOUND OF FOR THE WEEK OF JANUARY 10, 2000
Time Travel
Yep it's time to talk about everybody's favorite
headache causer: Time Travel.
At first headache, seems really complecated, full
of paradoxes and unexplainable Physics. Most people don't understand it.
I"ve seen many a mutant's head pop while reading a Tempiral Mechinacs books.
Well, I Think I've figured it out. Its really simple.
You dumb trash into a Mr. Coffee you have attached an old car or a train.
It really can't get much simplier.
Either that, or I'm confusing life with Back to
the Future again
