SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF JULY 26,1999 Why are the ThunderCats such idiot drivers?
Check this out: I'm sitting at home, reading the berbil
village Newspaper and drinking some tea when Castle Plundar is shuck hard.
I run to the window. Was it a earthquak or someother natural calamity?
Nope. It was Tygra, Ben-Gali, and Panthro, drunk
off there asses and ramming the ThunderTank in the castle. They were laughing
so loud that you propably could have heard them on the other side of the
planet.
Is nothing sacred to those damn Thundercats? Everytime
I get ready to relaxe those 'heroes' are making noise! Why else do you
think I'm villian? I just want some rest!
SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF JULY 19,1999 What's the deal with this f^*&ing chicken jokes?
Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy comendy as much as the
next person. I like watching all the old vis of Saturday Night Live and
what not, but Chicken Jokes just piss me off.
You know the ones I'm talking about. The one that
start off with 'Why did the Chicken cross the road?' And then you fill
in the ending with your favorite punch-line. I would have a problem with
these things if they were FUNNY! Most of the time, they are gay, like,
'To get away from the choir concert!' Gimme a freakin' break!
So a word of warning to all fo you 'Chicken Jokers'
out there; Get some new material or I will hurt you!
SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF JULY 12,1999 Are there Mutant girls?
There have been many questions that have been around
sense the dawn of time. Like why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 and buns
in packs of 10. And why does the toilet go the other way on the other side
of the planet. And is Cheetara as good as Panthro and Tygra brag?
Well one of these such questions is are there female
mutants. Some say that we mutants 'swing the other way'. Others say that
we split like cells. Others say we are fungus like one other intergalatic
threat.
Well, there are Mutant girls, and they enjoy keggers
and blowing up stuff as much as we do.
SOUNDOFF FOR THE WEEK OF JULY 5,1999 Why do the ThunderCat's have to yell out Ho?
Throughout all of history, all armies have had battle
cries. Some where just grunts, where others were hymns. Every army, or
small fighting unit, should have its unique battle cry, to let their enemies
know that they were coming.
But the ThunderCats' one bugs me. It's 'Ho!' In
some places, you get your tongue gouged out with a rusty spork, but the
ThunderCats go around saying it like there is no tomorrow.
First off, I find it very offensive. And I bet the
lady ThunderCats do too. That and I fear that word. Every mutant does,
'cause whenever Lion-O says that word we know that getting our asses kicked
will be happening soon.
So I suggest to the ThunderCats that they change
their battle cry to avoid sexual harresment charges and several mutant's
pyschologist's bills.
